when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"
why do the good die young
If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.
Magneto and Mystique = sassy popular girls
Bank teller laughing at robber.
She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao